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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:39 pm    Post subject: You tell me...
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A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.

After one week, a test was held.The professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into four squares. In each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs. The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs.

The student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute.
Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher's desk.

"This is the worst test I have ever given."

The teacher looked up and said: "Young man, you have flunked the test. What's your name?"

The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said:

"You tell me..."
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply to: You tell me...
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply to: You tell me...
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ohh man!

damn funny!!

nice one!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:41 am    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply to: You tell me...
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icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif super duper looks like me in my college
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:14 pm    Post subject:
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i think it's a Mr.Bean episode..
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:33 am    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:21 am    Post subject:
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I think I should start putting my Avatar picture as my leg icon_razz.gif
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:25 am    Post subject:
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lol good good icon_biggrin.gif
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply to: You tell me...
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Ha ha ha.. Very funny... icon_biggrin.gif
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:51 pm    Post subject:
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nice one Anuj icon_biggrin.gif
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Binop B

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:22 pm    Post subject:
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Anuj ... i didn't like your new Avatar... icon_wink.gif icon_wink.gif
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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:40 pm    Post subject:
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That's good - I don't get "personal" so easily! icon_wink.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:23 pm    Post subject:
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Hmmm.... am guessing if the comment was given by a "Pooja" or a "Nicole" you would have changed immediately... icon_razz.gif icon_biggrin.gif
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