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vasanthanc

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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2005 3:03 pm    Post subject: Jim and Mary from Mental Hospital
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Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Jim out.

The medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act and he
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now
considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news &
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because you were able
to jump in and save the life of another patient, so I believe you've
regained your senses.

The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with the belt of his robe. I am so sorry, but he's dead.

"Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry"
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rahadhus

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:50 pm    Post subject:
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Nice Joke!

How did u know the joke

U r Jim or Mary or the Doctor

Regards,
Rahadhus
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vasanthanc

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:08 pm    Post subject:
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Now u also know the joke....

How do you know the joke?

Are u jim or mary or doctor???

ha ha ha ha...
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 6:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Jim and Mary from Mental Hospital
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Hi,
Nice joke!!! icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:53 am    Post subject: Re: Jim and Mary from Mental Hospital
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Nice one keep it up
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:28 pm    Post subject:
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