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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:00 am    Post subject: A very dangerous Virus!!!
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Hi,

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system..
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Gnanas N

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:28 pm    Post subject:
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Hi Anuj,

I dare to ask...

Are you affected with this virus?
Are these antidotes okay?
How do you feel now?

Just for fun...
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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:15 pm    Post subject:
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gnanas wrote:
Are these antidotes okay?
hichhh...yup I think they are working... icon_wink.gif
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How do you feel now?
still quite workaholic...hichh....need to for stronger antidotes... icon_biggrin.gif
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arivazhagan_k

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:41 pm    Post subject:
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Anuj wrote :
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need to for stronger antidotes...


Then i suggest you a best antidote Refresh-Ur-Mind(RUM )

Try it and tell me. icon_redface.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:34 am    Post subject:
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arivazhagan_k wrote:
Then i suggest you a best antidote Refresh-Ur-Mind(RUM )
Tried...but there was an error.. icon_neutral.gif no mind was found...couldn't refresh.. icon_biggrin.gif ..instead my memory is refreshed...they perhaps programmed me...they call me by some RACF now.. icon_razz.gif
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