subhasis_50
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? WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
? HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
? WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
? HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
? WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
? HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
? WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
? HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
? WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
? HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
? WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
? HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
? WIFE: "Would you buy her a pet?
? HUSBAND: "If she wanted one."
? WIFE: "Would you buy her a cat?
? HUSBAND: "No, she likes German Shepherds."
? WIFE: - - - SILENCE - -
? HUSBAND: "SHIT!" |
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