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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:09 am    Post subject: SUSPECT...
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? WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

? HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

? WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

? HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

? WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

? HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

? WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

? HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

? WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

? HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

? WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

? HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

? WIFE: "Would you buy her a pet?

? HUSBAND: "If she wanted one."

? WIFE: "Would you buy her a cat?

? HUSBAND: "No, she likes German Shepherds."

? WIFE: - - - SILENCE - -

? HUSBAND: "SHIT!"
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