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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2005 5:35 pm    Post subject: "How can a student PASS ....????"
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WHY A STUDENT FAILS???
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>It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has ONLY 365' days. Typical academic year for a student.
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>1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
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>2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.
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>3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 130 days. Days left 141.
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>4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
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>5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Days left 96.
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>6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days ! Days left 81.
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>7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days. Days left 46.
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>8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
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>9. For sickness atleast 3 days. Remaining days 3.
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>10. Functions, Enjoyment atleast 2 days. 1 day left.
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>11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at that day?" Balance days 0
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> "How can a student PASS ?????"
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:41 pm    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:23 am    Post subject:
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i agree with u
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