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ksk

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:30 pm    Post subject: Medical Certificate-Best One
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Doctor Certified



Certified that Mr. /Mrs. /Miss __________________________________, working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness.

Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.

It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as " Come over weekend..", "Let's work on holiday..",
"Leave cannot be granted. ." etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes.

In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.



Sd/-

Cyber Clinic

Dr. Impatient



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KSK
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murmohk1

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:29 pm    Post subject:
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KSK,

Isn't it good if doctor 'provides' certificate like this? But sadly, this will not work in 'real life'.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:50 pm    Post subject:
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good one
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:02 pm    Post subject:
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Murali,

Posted just for fun. These type of funny things shouldn't work in real life.

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Santosh
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:15 pm    Post subject:
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Hi KSK,


For those patient home is the good place, No heart stroke, No worries and no sound of illness, right!!!!
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