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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 10:45 am    Post subject: Ramayana As told by Bill Gates....
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Hi friends,
U may find it interesting.......Ramayana As told by Bill Gates.......

LAN LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a
PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXCUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four
SUNS - RAM, LSI-man, BUG-rat, and SED-rughana.

RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICS. Once when RAM was only 16MB,
he married princess C-ta. 12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.

However, queen CIE/CAE, who was once offered a boon by
DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the
instigation of er BIOSed maid, and insisted that her son BUG-rat be installed and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and due
to FATAL ERROR he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to
LOG INTO forest and C-ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also
resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.

The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-wan, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed
that he marry her. RAM politely denied. Perceiving C-ta to be the SOURCE CODE for her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-wan, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha.

MAR-icha REPROGRAMMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the
deer, who, with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM's SOUND, C-ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-wan DELINKED C-ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY (or HOME PAGE) to
LAN-ka.

RAM and LSI-man started LINEAR SEARCHING for the missing C-ta all over the forest. They made friendship with the SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR
of forest SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM.

SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful BINARY & BOOLEAN SEARCH techniques to FIND the missing C-ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked
forests. Many tried to EXCITE the birds and animals not to forget the WEBWLERS (Insects) and tried to INFO SEEK something about
C-ta. Some of them even shouted YAHOO but they all ended up with NOT FOUND MESSAGES.

Several other SERACH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISCy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing
CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, he found C-ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to
C-ta. After ECRYPTING the KEY, C-ta believed in him and asked him to
send a STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around C-ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by using the VIRUS
'FIRE'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka
and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.

RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle. One of the RAW-wan's SUN almost DELETED RAM and LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some
ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out
RAW-wan's presence on earth.

After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICRO SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and
every one lived happily everafter.
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 1:26 pm    Post subject:
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Congrats Ankur, You got 100 Posts.

Advance congratulations to win the "MEMER OF THE MONTH" Award.
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 2:47 pm    Post subject:
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Thanks
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:55 pm    Post subject: congrats
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CONGRATS ANKUR U DISERVED IT.Great Job.
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