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ankyhunk

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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 10:38 am    Post subject: U know U r a software professional when........
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You know you're Software professional, when...

1. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friendsis that they do
not have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0"
to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to
get long-service awards.

12. AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...

13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to
your "friends".

15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you
anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.

16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a
No.9.

18. And now you are laughing at yourself!
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priya

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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 1:23 pm    Post subject:
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And now you are laughing at yourself!


Do you believe, I am too!!!
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mub_luv

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:46 pm    Post subject: Re: U know U r a software professional when........
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really funny !! icon_biggrin.gif
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radhakrishnan82

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:20 am    Post subject:
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me too!
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