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ankyhunk

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Joined: 05 May 2005
Posts: 98
Location: Navi Mumbai, India

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 10:35 am    Post subject: LOVE LETTER
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Dear Ms.Constant

I saw you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and
realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time,
I'm trying to find a bug in my life and you can be a real
debugger for me now. My life is just an uncompiled program without you
that never produces an executable code.

All your Activex controls are attractive as well and Your smile is so delightful that it gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.

When you looked at me last evening, I felt all my program modules
running smoothly and giving expected results, which I have never
experienced before.

With this letter, I just want to convey that, if we linked together,I'll
provide you with all the objects and libraries necessary for a human
being to live an error free life. Also don't bother about the firewall,
which may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking capabilities
by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords and make them
accept our marriage.

I anticipate that nobody is already logged into your database so that my
connect script would fail. And it's all certain that if this happened to
me,I will crash my system beyond recovery. Kindly interpret this letter
properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.

Only yours,
Variable
Software Professional.
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priya

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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 1:24 pm    Post subject:
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Sabash!!! Sariyana Potti!
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 2:35 pm    Post subject:
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Sabash!!! Sariyana Potti!


wats that?
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