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kanak

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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2005 5:56 pm    Post subject: Actual ads on a matrimony site
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No offence please...as it is just for fun
These are Girls adds taken from shaadi.com

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no
place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after
reading this mail...

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- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any
one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education
but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...
when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Homework?)

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Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never
create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can
run smoothly. thank you

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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he should be good looking and should have a service. he Shoulsd have one
brother and one sister. he should be educated.

(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself
a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........
hold
my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because of mylucknow i
amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as
in KSBKBT......

(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure she must be demanding too much,
ain't he?)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while
steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH
ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing{laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom
and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would bde
called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the
patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering
from "Ok-syndrome")

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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND
1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

(the "ok syndrome" again)

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
sister complity marred

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)

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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.
i
am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi
diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

(actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or tailor.??)


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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! J )

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Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he havea frank
he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think
is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.
but
iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a
good girl. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
bye bye.

(uttama purishinin)

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)

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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.

(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.i
divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ...

(but credit cards not accepted..???)

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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service

(Zebra..???)

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i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot should
be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.

(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)


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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable

(this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a bridegroom.
I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she will get one
soon.)


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i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.
because boy is the maharaja.

(Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)

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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying
salary at present.

(Any takers again?)
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Sudhanshu Shekhar

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:39 am    Post subject:
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Quote:
These are Girls adds taken from shaadi.com


seems to be the continuation of the joke.
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Succor

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply to: Actual ads on a matrimony site
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Quote:
seems to be the continuation of the joke.
Can’t help smiling: D .Since it was at the very beginning …I should say it was more of a gist or an insinuation, rather being termed as “continuation”.

WTF
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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:36 pm    Post subject:
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heh heh...good ones... icon_biggrin.gif

Ad
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Escapa

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:36 am    Post subject:
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Need to find come other way to find Gal now icon_wink.gif icon_wink.gif
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Terry Heinze

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:43 pm    Post subject:
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Cute. And as you say, spoken from the heart. icon_smile.gif
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agkshirsagar

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:05 pm    Post subject:
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Read this topic

Same old stuff but written with the boy's perspective.
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jenev

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:20 pm    Post subject:
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dude ur comments rock man, especially the timing of "no comments", LMAO here... toooo good man.
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PeterHolland

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:51 pm    Post subject:
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Jenev,

till now you have commented only on year(s) old jokes.
Is that part of a higher plan?
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