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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:35 pm    Post subject: Dominating Power of .....
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A few men and women died and went to heaven. God comes and says

"I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there is only one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"

" Tell them, my son, how did you dominate Ur Wife and

to be the only one in this line?"



The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply to: Dominating Power of .....
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Nice one Anuj
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:10 pm    Post subject: Dominating Power of .....
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:49 pm    Post subject:
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Amen ..give me the power to break this myth..
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply to: Dominating Power of .....
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hi anuj,

nice one!

are you one of those icon_question.gif icon_lol.gif ....mans!!!
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A few men and women died and ...
As I can log-in to this site...I guess, i'm still alive.. icon_smile.gif
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