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odo

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:28 am    Post subject: What Women Need to Know about Men
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Well there are all these lists of what Men need to know, what we should do and blah blah, here is one for the Women, specially for Priya(?)

Below are a list of rules the women should know. After all, guys are supposed to remember stuff like the day we got married - c'mon - it's only fair!

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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.

2. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

3. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that
way.

5. Ask for what you want! Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

6. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

9. Check your oil! Please. You always know when you're out of food to cook.

10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.

11. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

12. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both! If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

14. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

15. Christopher Columbus and Marco Polo did not need directions, and neither do we.

16. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. And, we have no idea what mauve is.

18. If it itches, it will be scratched.

19. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

20. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really

21. You have enough clothes.

22. You have too many shoes.

23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the hell they're saying anyway).

24. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.

25. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.


Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.


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priya

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 1:21 pm    Post subject:
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ODO! icon_question.gif icon_question.gif icon_question.gif icon_question.gif

Are you real?????????????????? icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

Welcome to ibmmainframes.com, the little chief!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 3:14 pm    Post subject:
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Good work Odo ! Keep it up!
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rahadhus

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:22 pm    Post subject:
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You are correct Odo!! icon_razz.gif icon_razz.gif


Keep going!!!


Regards,
Rahadhus
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:49 pm    Post subject: Re: What Women Need to Know about Men
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tht was cool ,
every gal shld remember this alwyz.....
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:51 pm    Post subject:
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nice work odo!!!!
keep it up
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:53 pm    Post subject: Re: What Women Need to Know about Men
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well said dude
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:29 pm    Post subject: Re: What Women Need to Know about Men
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Good work dude.
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:11 pm    Post subject: HI EVERY ONE... Yet Another New User
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after reading this .....
may b most of women are like this:evil: icon_sad.gif icon_redface.gif icon_cry.gif icon_neutral.gif .................. and we-men r like this..... icon_biggrin.gif icon_smile.gif icon_razz.gif
good work dude! ....
hi to every one.... this is RK...
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply to: What Women Need to Know about Men
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Good work Dude.. Keep it up
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