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Prasanthhere

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:20 pm    Post subject: Cool one liners
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If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.


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I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.


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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.


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Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.


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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.


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Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.


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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops. On my desk I have a work station.


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By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a
son who thinks he's usually wrong

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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.


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There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.

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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it
sound confusing.


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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

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They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance
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murmohk1

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:46 pm    Post subject:
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Prasanth,

Good ones. Especially workstation one.

Thanks for making us smile. icon_biggrin.gif
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dr_te_z

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:04 pm    Post subject:
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if it ain't broken, don't fix it
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dick scherrer

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:30 am    Post subject: Re: Cool one liners
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If it is broken, don't fix it.

You'll get blamed for breaking it. . . . icon_wink.gif
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dr_te_z

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:48 am    Post subject:
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others say: "fix it before it breaks"
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:49 am    Post subject:
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The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it
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