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PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:43 am    Post subject: Ganguly special .....
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Ganguly special .....



Q: Which was the hottest place in B'lore Chinnaswami Stadium for the

past few days?

A: The seat Ganguly was sitting in while in the Pavillion.

1) What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly's innings?

Ans: They both last for the same time

2) How can u say "Get Out" to Ganguly politely?

Ans: Ask him to go to bat

3) If Rahul is "The Wall", what is Ganguly?

Ans: The hole in the wall

4) How can Ganguly save time everyday?

Ans: By not bothering to pad up

5) Who is the only cricketer who does not bat, bowl or field and yet

plays international cricket?

Ans: no comments.......

6) Why has Saurav Ganguly been recommended as the fielding coach for

India after retirement?

Ans: No one else can provide catches as easily as Ganguly

7) Any Guesses which is Ganguly's favorite movie?

A:Gone in 60 seconds.

Height of Optimism : Ganguly applying Sun screen cream on his face when

he goes out to bat.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:23 pm    Post subject:
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Sabash... Sariyana Potti! 36_8_14.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:47 pm    Post subject:
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Subject: Saurav Dada ...Watch out..

Q. What did Dada say when he was asked, 'Why is it always necessary to
wear protection(helmet)?"

A "Two minutes of fun can ruin your life otherwise."...hehe


Q. Dada teaching his daughter ABC....


A A for Awkward bounce, B for Bowled, C for caught, D for Dadagiri
..........





Q. Easiest way to get Dada out?


A. just bowl to him .... He will get out anyway.


Q. How can Dada score century in cricket?


A. By bowling 10 overs........ he will give away 100 runs


Q. Which is the best team in the world?


A. India offcourse...... plays with 10 people ( dada cant bat, bowl or
field) and still wins sometimes.


Q. What shud Dada do after retirement?


A. Become catching coach ..... he offers best catches in the game of
cricket.


Q. What's Rahul Dravid's latest statement about Dada?


A. "In the pavilion, first there's God and then there's Dada".




Q. Whats Dada's favorite hindi movie?

A. AA Aab laut chalen.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:49 pm    Post subject:
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4 simple steps to cook maggi

Step 1: boil one cup of water

Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiled water and put the tastemaker.

Step 3: stir till ganguly is onfield.

Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles r ready to eat.

This Recipe has been approved by the BCCI
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:21 pm    Post subject:
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I tried this last time when he bat. My reciepe still not finished when he cought.

Kam se kam 2 minute tikakaro bhai..!!! icon_lol.gif
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:28 am    Post subject:
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poor he..
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