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priya
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Language Gems From India
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by
people in various places of India
1. Anna University student's leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."
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2. A candidate's application in 24/7:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an
accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past. Several
years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."
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3. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
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4. An employee in Syntel applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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5. A leave letter to the headmaster in OWS:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today"
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6. An incident of a leave letter in OWS:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster in OWS:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
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8. A covering note to Patni:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
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9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please
grant me 10 days leave.
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10. Letter written for application in Wipro:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At
home I may be granted leave".
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11. Letter stolen from TCS MailBox:
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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12. Another gem from IBM Leave-letter from an employee who was
Performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..." |
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hardguyz
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Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 4
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Gud ,keep going, priya |
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Prasanthhere
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Not BAd |
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deepak.venkataraman
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Joined: 07 Sep 2005 Posts: 8 Location: Bangalore
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very nice
keep it up
priya wrote: |
Language Gems From India
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by
people in various places of India
1. Anna University student's leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."
---------------------------------------------
2. A candidate's application in 24/7:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an
accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past. Several
years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."
---------------------------------------------
3. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
---------------------------------------------
4. An employee in Syntel applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"
---------------------------------------------
5. A leave letter to the headmaster in OWS:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today"
---------------------------------------------
6. An incident of a leave letter in OWS:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
---------------------------------------------
7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster in OWS:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
---------------------------------------------
8. A covering note to Patni:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
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9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please
grant me 10 days leave.
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10. Letter written for application in Wipro:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At
home I may be granted leave".
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11. Letter stolen from TCS MailBox:
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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12. Another gem from IBM Leave-letter from an employee who was
Performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..." |
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ykishore
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Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 53 Location: USA
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Hi Priya!!!
Gud!!!makes lot of fun!!!!!! |
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Renuvaidy
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Joined: 17 Sep 2005 Posts: 14 Location: Singapore
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good joke letter
with luv,
renu |
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Kotes
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Joined: 03 May 2005 Posts: 5
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Nice collection priya, Keep it.
Bye
Kotes |
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Nimbus
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Some real hilarious ones there. |
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Ramesh N
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Good work!!!! Keep it up! |
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akkoor
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Joined: 08 Oct 2005 Posts: 9
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they are cool |
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