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priya

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:05 pm
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Language Gems From India

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by
people in various places of India


1. Anna University student's leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."
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2. A candidate's application in 24/7:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an
accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past. Several
years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."
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3. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
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4. An employee in Syntel applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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5. A leave letter to the headmaster in OWS:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today"
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6. An incident of a leave letter in OWS:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster in OWS:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
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8. A covering note to Patni:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
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9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please
grant me 10 days leave.
---------------------------------------------


10. Letter written for application in Wipro:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At
home I may be granted leave".
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11. Letter stolen from TCS MailBox:
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
---------------------------------------------


12. Another gem from IBM Leave-letter from an employee who was
Performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."
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hardguyz

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:32 pm
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Gud ,keep going, priya
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Prasanthhere

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:17 pm
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Not BAd
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deepak.venkataraman

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:58 pm
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very nice
keep it up

priya wrote:
Language Gems From India

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by
people in various places of India


1. Anna University student's leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."
---------------------------------------------


2. A candidate's application in 24/7:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an
accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past. Several
years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."
---------------------------------------------


3. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
---------------------------------------------


4. An employee in Syntel applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"
---------------------------------------------



5. A leave letter to the headmaster in OWS:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today"
---------------------------------------------


6. An incident of a leave letter in OWS:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
---------------------------------------------


7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster in OWS:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
---------------------------------------------


8. A covering note to Patni:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
--------------------------------------------



9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please
grant me 10 days leave.
---------------------------------------------


10. Letter written for application in Wipro:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At
home I may be granted leave".
---------------------------------------------


11. Letter stolen from TCS MailBox:
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
---------------------------------------------


12. Another gem from IBM Leave-letter from an employee who was
Performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."
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ykishore

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:53 pm
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Hi Priya!!!

Gud!!!makes lot of fun!!!!!!
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Renuvaidy

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:21 pm
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good joke letter

with luv,
renu
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Kotes

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:41 am
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Nice collection priya, Keep it.

Bye
Kotes
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Nimbus

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:35 pm
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Some real hilarious ones there. 36_11_6.gif
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Ramesh N

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:02 am
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Good work!!!! Keep it up!
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akkoor

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:20 pm
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they are cool
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