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Prasanthhere

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:07 am    Post subject: Award Winning joke
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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are

always

getting into trouble and their parents know all

about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are

probably involved.


The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had

been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak

with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them

individually.


So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the

morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.



The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the

younger boy down and asked him sternly,


"Do you know where God is, son?"


The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,

sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.


So the preacher repeated the question in an even

sterner tone, "Where is God?!"


Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher

raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and

bellowed,


"Where is God?!"


The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran

directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.


When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what

happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We

are in BIG trouble this time.

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("I just LOVE reading next line again and again")

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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:27 am    Post subject:
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icon_lol.gif thats nice. good one
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:11 am    Post subject:
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good one
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:12 am    Post subject:
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nice one icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:14 am    Post subject:
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it's good one
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Thanks,
Ramesh
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:18 pm    Post subject:
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i luvd that oneeee icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:31 pm    Post subject:
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It's really very nice....
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:12 pm    Post subject:
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Hey thts awesome
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:56 pm    Post subject:
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I really liked it very nice.
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