Joined: 09 Aug 2006 Posts: 37 Location: Pune, India
Block buster time
>Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
>Sardar: Got upper berth.
>Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
>Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchnge in the lower
>Sardar tells a girl:
>"Come 2 my house at night, nobody will be there."
>Girl goes at night & really nobody was there.
>A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
>After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for
filling it up.
>You know why?
>"Fill Up In Capital.".
>Sardar had twins. He named them Tin Martin.
>Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.
>Again twins and named them Max and Climax.
>Again the same. Disgusted sardar named them Tired &
sardarji photographer focussing a dead body's face
in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him.
>"Smile Please !"
>Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
>Because his doctor advised him:
>"Today's dinner should be light !"
>Sardar and Family go to a party.
>He introduces himself
>"I Sardar, she Sardarnee, the boy my Kid and the girl
>One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his
>You know why?
>Because he wanted to check where the question paper
>Santa! Your daughter has died!
>Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
>At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
>At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
>At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!
>On a romantic date sardars girl friend asks him:
>"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a
>"Sure ! What's your phone number?"
>Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
>What will come first, chicken or egg?
>O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
>A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was
>"Why are you laughing?"
>"I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is
>A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket
>All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
>"Due To Rain, No Match!"
>What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
>He will compare it with the original for any spelling
>Why can't sarsars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at
>They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
>Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
>Sardar: Drink quickly.
>Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
>A Sardar and his wife filed an application for
>Judge: How'll you divide? You have three children.
>Sardar: Ok! We"ll apply next year.
>Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art?
>Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
>Sardar news: A two seater plane crashed in a
graveyard in punjab.
>sardars have so far found 500 >bodies and are still
digging for more.
>Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
>Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
>Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last
>It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
>Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his
>Wife: What you are doing?
>Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.