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Sarva_bubli

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:25 pm    Post subject: Fun Stuff: Blockbusters
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Hi

Block buster time

BLOCKBUSTERS
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>Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
>Friend: Why?
>Sardar: Got upper berth.
>Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
>Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchnge in the lower
berth.



>Sardar tells a girl:
>"Come 2 my house at night, nobody will be there."
>Girl goes at night & really nobody was there.



>A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
>After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for
filling it up.
>You know why?
>Form said:
>"Fill Up In Capital.".



>Sardar had twins. He named them Tin Martin.
>Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.
>Again twins and named them Max and Climax.
>Again the same. Disgusted sardar named them Tired &
Retired.





sardarji photographer focussing a dead body's face
in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him.
>Why?
>He said:
>"Smile Please !"



>Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth.
>Why?
>Because his doctor advised him:
>"Today's dinner should be light !"



>Sardar and Family go to a party.
>He introduces himself
>"I Sardar, she Sardarnee, the boy my Kid and the girl
my Kidney".



>One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his
college.
>You know why?
>Because he wanted to check where the question paper
is leaking.



>Santa! Your daughter has died!
>Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
>At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
>At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
>At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!



>On a romantic date sardars girl friend asks him:
>"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a
ring?"
>He said:
>"Sure ! What's your phone number?"



>Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
question ever.
>What will come first, chicken or egg?
>O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.



>A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was
laughing.
>A bystander:
>"Why are you laughing?"
>Sardar:
>"I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is
following me."



>A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket
match.
>All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
>He wrote:
>"Due To Rain, No Match!"



>What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
>He will compare it with the original for any spelling
mistakes.



>Why can't sarsars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at
emergency?
>They cannot find the eleven on the phone.



>Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
>Sardar: Drink quickly.
>Wife: Why?
>Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10



>A Sardar and his wife filed an application for
divorce.
>Judge: How'll you divide? You have three children.
>Sardar: Ok! We"ll apply next year.



>Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art?
>Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!



>Sardar news: A two seater plane crashed in a
graveyard in punjab.
Local
>sardars have so far found 500 >bodies and are still
digging for more.



>Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
>Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
>Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last
words.
>It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"



>Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his
eyes closed.
>Wife: What you are doing?
>Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
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Prakashreddy

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:23 pm    Post subject:
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Nice collection buddy! icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:29 pm    Post subject: good collection
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good collection
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Gautam512

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:07 am    Post subject: Re: Fun Stuff: Blockbusters
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gud ones....
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Fun Stuff: Blockbusters
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these were really good....
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