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priya

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:17 am
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Difference Between Boys And Girls, when getting cash from an ATM

Boys:

1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser

2. Insert card

3. Dial code and desired amount

4.Take the cash and the card

5.Drive off


Girls:


1.Drive to the bank

2.Check make-up in the mirror

3. Apply make-up

4. Manually check haircut

5. Park car - failure

6. Park car - failure

7. Park car - success

8. Search for the card in the handbag

9. Insert card, rejected by the machine

10. Throw phone card back in handbag

11. look for bank card

12. Insert card

13. Look for piece of paper where pin code is written
in handbag

14. Enter code

15.Study instructions for 2 minutes

16. #Cancel#

17. Re.enter code

18. #Cancel#

19. Call husband to get correct pin code

20. Enter desired amount

21. #Error#

22. Enter big amount

23. #Error#

24. Enter maximum amount available

25. Cross fingers

26. Take cash

27. Go back to the car

28. Check make-up in rear mirror

29. Look for keys in handbag

30. Start car

31. Drive 50 meters

32. STOP

33. Drive back to the ATM machine

34. Get out of the car

35. Take card back from ATM machine

36. Go back to the car

37. Throw card on passenger seat

38. Check make-up in rear mirror

39. Manually check haircut

40. Go into roundabout - wrong way

41. BRAKE

42. Go into roundabout - right way

43. Drive 5 kilometers

44. Remove hand brake
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vinihi83

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Joined: 27 Feb 2005
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 11:27 am
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so is this just an anecdote or a self-experience
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ankyhunk

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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 3:51 pm
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very true LOL!
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