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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:28 pm    Post subject: "Left Hander"
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On a flight a sardar sits next to Gary Kasparov . Gary asks the sardar to play a game of chess. The sardar says ' I know you are the world champion in chess. i will not play with you'. Gary says 'O.K. I will play with left hand , If I lose I'll pay you $100, if you lose you pay me $10'. The sardar agrees to play the game and loses and pays Gary $10.

Later one of his cousins comes to the airport to pick him up. Our surd tells his cousin 'Are yaar mein socha woh right hander hai, magar sala left hander nikla'(meaning I thought he was aright handed player but he turned out to be left handed one).
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