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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:22 pm    Post subject: Lose you weight
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Once an obese guy went to gym and sought the manager's advise to reduce his weight. The manger said we have an instant method to make you lose 5 K.G. weight but it'll cost you 5,000 rupees. This guy said O.K. I am ready to pay 5,000. Then the manger took the money and lead him to a doorway and asked the fat guy to wait there. After a minute the door opposite to him opened and a beautiful girl ran past the fat guy waving to him. He kept running after her for half an hour and then suddenly the manager appeared before him and measured his weight. Indeed the weight went down by 5 K.G. Now the manger said we have even more efficient way of reducing weight by 20 K.G.but it'll cost you 50,000 , the fat guy was very enthusiastic and paid 20,000 thinking that even more beautiful girl may entice him now. As usual the manager left the fat guy at another door and asked him to wait . After few minutes the door opened and a lusty gorilla with its hands stretched lunged towards this fat guy from the opposite door . He ran for his life and indeed lost 20 K.G. at the end
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